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marcin · Wysłany: Wto 19 Paź, 2004 1:52 pm **:: CATEGORY : One liners**

Quotes
From the interviewee: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman)

"There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)

"Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers." (Murray Walker)

"A brain scan revealed that Andrew Caddick is not suffering from stress fracture of the shin." (Jo Sheldon)

"That's inches away from being millimetre perfect." (Ted Lowe)

"I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right." (Marlon Starling)

"I can't tell who's leading. It's either Oxford or Cambridge." (John Snagge - Boat Race between only Oxford and Cambridge)

"The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is absolutely round." (Tony Crozier)

Ken Kaniff · Wysłany: Wto 19 Paź, 2004 3:14 pm

Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.

barteks · Wysłany: Sro 28 Wrz, 2005 7:26 pm

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, not
screaming and shouting like my grandfather's passengers in his car...

Rakelnahe · Wysłany: Pią 24 Sie, 2007 1:24 am

cashtration - the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

giraffiti - vandalism spray-painted very, very high

inoculatte - to take coffee intravenously when you are running late

intaxication - euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

Karmageddon - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

sarchasm - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it

vm2301 · Wysłany: Pią 24 Sie, 2007 3:30 pm

HUMOUR MEDICINE

Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section: Neighbourhood in Rome.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: Live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genitals: Non-Jewish people.
Impotent: Distinguished, well-known.
Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Rectum: Just about killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour: One plus one more.
Urine: Opposite of you’re out.

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