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An Italiano tourist wrote a complain letter to the hotel manager in London
The manager
Y.M.C.A. Hotel
London, England
Dear Signor Diretorre,
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young a man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the receptione and tella: "I wanna shit. They tella me: "Go to the toillett. I say: "No, no, I wanna shit in my bed". They say: "You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawbitch". What is a sonnawbitch?! I go down for ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast, I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and points of toast "wanna piss". She tella me: "Go to the toillett. I say: "No, no I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You bloddy fella not piss on the plate, you sonnawbitch!" Second person who do not even know me and calls me sonnawabitch! What is sonnawbitch?
Later I go dinner into ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out but no fock. I tella waitress: "I wanna fock". And she tella me: "Sure everybody wanna fock". I tell her: "No, no, you don't understand me. I wanna fock on the table". She then tella me: "So you sonnawabitch, wanna focj on the table? Got your ass out of here". So I go to the receptione and ask for the bills. I no wanna stay in this hotel no more. When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me: "Thank you and peace on you". I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch, I go back to Italy"! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
yours sincerely
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Classic indeed
That's what my phonetics lecturer played us in our first phonetics class to make us realise how important pronunciation is The recording is really great!
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