anglista.edu.pl :: Some Polish jokes:)

psemko · Wysłany: Pon 09 Maj, 2005 10:05 pm **Some Polish jokes:)**

Hi! I'm new here so for the good beginning Ive prepered some jokes:)These are quite old ones but im not sure if everybody knows them:) Sometimes we can laugh at ourselves;)

-Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.

-->There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened
the door, the driver fell out.
"YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer.
"Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."

--> Q. How do you sink a Polish battleship? A. Put it in water.

--> Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland? A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a
virgin.

--> Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and
the Polish thought they were leaving.

--> Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the
handles.

--> Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.

--> Q: What do you do if a Pole throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a
hand-grenade between his teeth.

--> Q: What do you do if a Pole throws a hand-grenade at you? A: Take the pin out and
throw it back.

--> Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!

--> How do you make a Pole crazy??? Stick him a round room and tell him to piss in a
corner!!

--> How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guys pushing it

--> Q. Why does the Polish Armada Have glass windows at the bottom of their ships?
A. To see the old Polish Armada.

greetings!